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Wednesday, August 16, 2017
Tuesday, August 15, 2017
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one.
As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 4th grade."
"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help. 😄
Monday, August 14, 2017
Tom wanted two things:
To learn how to invest his inheritance
To find a wife to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars. "
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.
Two weeks later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
Sunday, August 13, 2017
After a long day working on the Ranchero, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have some hot Wings and ice tea.
Saturday, August 12, 2017
in ice pack coolers, but I can't remember getting E.coli.
soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now.
liked it better because it didn't sting like iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked.
a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.