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Monday, October 9, 2017

First Grade Logic

Don't remember if I received this from someone or found it somewhere...either way, found it funny.  Hope you enjoy...

  • Two's company, three's..............the Musketeers.

  • Don't put off till tomorrow what..............you put on to go to bed.

  • Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..............You have to blow your nose.

  • There are none so blind as..............Stevie Wonder.

  • Children should be seen..............and not. spanked or grounded.

  • If at first you don't succeed..............get new batteries.

  • You get out of something only what you..............See in the picture on the box

  • When the blind lead the blind..............get out of the way.

  • A bird in the hand..............is going to poop on you.

 
And the WINNER is..............
 
  • Better late than..............Pregnant

10 comments:

  1. Cat,
    I agree..... the last one is the best one!
    Meredith

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    1. Would love to know where the first grader her that one, Mere. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. These are great. I agree, the last one is the best. I would much rather be late than pregnant. But it's also good advice to stay out of the way of the blind. Lol

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    1. I agree, Blondie...staying out the way of the blind is very good advice. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL Cat, these are awesome, the last is the best but the Stevie Wonder and the blind leading the blind ones cracked me up. Thank you for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Roz...these kids come up with some interesting answers. LOL

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Reminds me of my teaching days. Such wisdom!

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. Kids do say the darndest things don't they, Ella. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. These are so fun and cute, Cuz! :) My fav was the bird one. I can just imagine the first grader saying that, and all the laughing going on with it. Many hugs,

    ❤️Katie t

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    1. LOL Cuz...I can definitely hear my youngest(age 7) granddaughter saying that. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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