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Monday, December 11, 2017

Exam Questions

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
        His last battle

Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
         At the bottom of the page

Q3.. River flows in which state?
        Liquid

Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
         Marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
        Exams

Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
         Lunch & dinner

Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
         The other half

Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
        Wet

Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
        No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
         You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
         Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
         No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
         Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.


Spread some laughter, share the cheer.
Let's be happy, while we're here!

18 comments:

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Fondles. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LoL Cat, great answers, these deserve it 100% lol.

    Hugs
    Roz

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  3. Hi Cat, The thing is, they are all true answers!lol
    love Jan, xx

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    1. They sure are, Jan! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. They are awesome answers the kids deserves a pass, for thinking outside the box. Thanks for sharing Cat.
    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. You're welcome, Lindy and I totally agree with you! :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. I agree with Lindy. Made me laugh. Thanks, Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Ronnie and I agree with Lindy also..truly thought out of the box. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Some people just do not appreciate such honest answers I guess.
    --Baker

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    1. Just not the answers the teacher wanted, Baker...*sigh*

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. That’s why the English language is so very hard to learn.

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    1. I can see why you would say that, Hands63. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. My wife use to be a teacher, this made her laugh.... Thanks Cat....

    peace and love
    1ManView

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    1. You're welcome, 1MV...happy you wife enjoyed it. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. So cute...this made me smile. :-) Hugs

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    1. Happy to help you smile, Terps. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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